Look at this dog. Does this look like the kind of dog that would greet you in the morning with pile of poo and a puddle of wee? Because that’s what the little bugger did to me this morning.

Not that he’s in trouble – I gave him a bone yesterday for the first time in a while, and the dog food he’s been eating for the past month or so has made him a poop-machine, so it isn’t really his fault.

It just strikes me as weird that he doesn’t wake us up in the night if he needs to go out. As Lauren said, he probably spent half an hour sitting outside our door looking at us sleep through the crack, hoping we’d get up and let him out.

He’s a great little dog. Even when he craps on the tiles (which - last night aside - hasn’t happened since he was a puppy).